Grab yer butties kids, there's a fairy picnic on the other side of the dormer portal right now!
Don't eat or drink anything the fairies offer you though, cos if you do then you might be stuck in fairy land forever - but who am I to interfere with free will. Do what you want, I say - I did warn you though. Oh and by the way, if you are invited to dance and you accept then you might find that you have just given your consent to be married to a fairy prince or princess. And another thing, it's always sunny in fairy land, it does rain there sometimes but the sun shines then too, so there are rainbows for you to slide down.
Now, jump in the van and let's picnic like we've never picnicked before. Watch your wicker basket on my upholstery though, it's real moquette.
No, you don't need any money, everything's free in fairy land too. Well, I say free - I mean you still have to pay for things, but not necessarily with money. You'll see soon enough.