Hop on through the dormerportal kids, there's a new shop there just for you. It's full of lovely things for everyone - whatever you might need you will find there and if it isn't in stock then your obliging shopkeeper will endeavour to obtain it with the greatest expediency. It is an esoteric emporium of delights my dears, such wonders you have never seen. Charms, spells, amulets and potions jostle for space with grimoires, gewgaws and goeties. Here is where you might find that thing you have been searching for all these years but knew not whether it truly existed in this reality. That is the beauty of alternate reality retail therapy, things might exist there that you could only previously imagine. Raid your piggy bank, clear out your building society account, steal the housekeeping and use up the child benefit - here is the garden of unearthly delights, here are the truly needful things, here is where I entice you in and empty your pockets leaving you with only your return dormerportal ticket.
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