Goblin Teasmade

I had a goblin teasmade
It used to hiss and spit
But when I got my cup of tea
That was the coolest bit

I have a flabby tabby
Who likes to purr and scratch
She loves her ears tickling
We are a perfect match

I have a lot of cushions
Fluffy, furry and silk too
I like to pile them up
Then jump on them, don't you?

I like to have a giggle
I like to laugh a lot
And if some folks don't like it
Well I don't care one jot

Some people think I'm weird
Some people think I'm odd
I reckon I'm eccentric
Not just a silly sod

I reckon life's for living
For being brave and mad
Although it may cause battle scars
I know I won't be sad